The following was written by my ever magnificent dahling, Mike: "Good evening mortals, my name is Mike. Voted most likely to be supreme ruler of the universe class of 2008. I am here to impart facts and wisdom about the beloved creature known as Steph so sit down and shut up or I shall smite thee.
Steph is a lady of extremely refined taste, class and sophistication. She is that rare thing, a person whose external radiance is surpassed only by her wit, kindness and personality of an angel.
She is funny and beautiful and stunning and lovely and in the vast majority of cases she is probably better than you.
If you do not follow this woman, do so immediately and then talk to her. Converse with her. Have her shine her guiding light onto your lost souls and pray for deliverance from your sins.
That is all.
Note: I was in no way paid, threatened or otherwise coerced into saying these things, they come from my heart.
(There Steph, I did what you asked! Now please give my children back to me!!!)"